tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post7592149545211573111..comments2023-11-02T10:38:41.186-05:00Comments on Quotidian Grace: Fourth Annual Sappy Christmas Song Contest: Rules and First StanzaJody Harringtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08031378214797420014noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-25133627728604533332009-12-09T12:28:44.024-06:002009-12-09T12:28:44.024-06:00And for something new this year
they've produc...And for something new this year<br />they've produced some real 'rain'deer. <br />But the blighters are quite randy:<br />kiddies shocked in mall ain't dandy.<br />Tabloid press are all outraged,<br />meanwhile reindeer get engaged.<br />Lawsuits flying everywhere<br />and some kid's nicked Santa's hair.<br /><br />*'rain'deer... geddit, huh, huh?* :)Nikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500372331937107264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-83469168325542601282009-12-08T15:31:35.566-06:002009-12-08T15:31:35.566-06:00There are many bases covered here! Santa will be p...There are many bases covered here! Santa will be proud.Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785984092226524603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-20826706079556377702009-12-08T11:21:27.657-06:002009-12-08T11:21:27.657-06:00We're not asking how or why Gerald changed sex...We're not asking how or why Gerald changed sexes, oh no!<br /><br />Good try, Mac--very very close.Jody Harringtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08031378214797420014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-43178210729666127692009-12-08T10:09:55.056-06:002009-12-08T10:09:55.056-06:00UM ... how did Gerald get turned into Geraldine ??...UM ... how did Gerald get turned into Geraldine ??<br /><br />Wait, don't want to go there. Back to Gerald ;)<br /><br />----------------------------------<br /><br />Mark's still sitting on the chair<br />All these kids, its starting to wear.<br />Gerry ushers to and fro<br />Kid to mom says, "I have to go"<br />Mom (on line for over an hour):<i><br />"you can wait .. Look its Santa's tower"</i><br />Up on the chair little Sammy goes,<br />over Santa's pants, poor Sammy flows.<br />Mark the mops will soon be here,<br />Time to feed those tiny raindeer.<br /><br />----------------------------------Reformed Catholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15582319442292078422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-10638416879313987932009-12-08T09:20:09.598-06:002009-12-08T09:20:09.598-06:00Mark killed puppies, squirrels and kitties.
Into p...Mark killed puppies, squirrels and kitties.<br />Into prison he was sent.<br />There he met his best friend, Bubba,<br />Who took him for his last red cent.<br />Oh, the woe and tragedy,<br />Now the Guv has set him free. <br />No job, so Momma’s is his flop.<br />But Gerry wants a home to mop.<br />This Santa gig is his last hope,<br />So on a train they can elope.<br /><br /><br />Just couldn't fit in "rain." Darn!Machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02067844122370343813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-40591481199080547082009-12-07T15:17:39.657-06:002009-12-07T15:17:39.657-06:00Santa's mall village looks so fine,
The childr...Santa's mall village looks so fine,<br />The children begin to fall in line.<br />To ask for what their heart's desire;<br />Toys and games of which they'll soon tire. <br /><br />Gerry smoothes her freshly coifed hair; <br />Mark takes his place in Santa's chair.<br />Seeing in line the first little girl,<br />Mark thinks that he's going to hurl.<br /><br />For Susie with no shoes and cough; <br />This morning, her parents Mark laid-off.Rev Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04441988001400641628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11496473.post-67015089457987569112009-12-07T12:41:23.410-06:002009-12-07T12:41:23.410-06:00Mark’s the Chairman of the Board;
Gerry was VP at ...Mark’s the Chairman of the Board;<br />Gerry was VP at Ford.<br />Now to retail quick they come.<br />Will the season be a bomb?<br />Putting stuff where all can see<br />For sale with trusty Master C.<br />Barbie, Legos stuff from Dell!<br />Having stuff is really swell.<br />Buy a watch or buy a ring--<br />Commerce is this season’s King!Machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02067844122370343813noreply@blogger.com