Can't We Just All Get Along ? Department

For years two warring factions have conducted Martin Luther King Day parades (yes, two of them) in downtown Houston. Last year's settlement that resulted in peace, unity and one parade for all fell apart this year, and lawsuits ensued resulting in a federal judge ordering the city to issue permits for two parades. There's a rumor on the radio that a third group is now wanting to get in on the fun and insist on its right to have its own parade on Monday.

Way to honor the legacy of Dr. King, y'all !