Monday, February 26, 2007

Calvin Would Not Have Been Surprised


Now there's a custody battle over Our Lady of the Pizza Pan between the PTA Moms who set up a shrine to it off school premises and the elementary school cafeteria which wants its pan back to make pizzas for kids' lunches. Both sides have agreed to let the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston decide the matter, since it's a religious issue and all.

Hey, y'all-- why not use Biblical precedent and give each side half? See 1 Kings 3: 23-25.

I'm betting on the Moms.

4 comments:

Lori said...

Seriously?

Anonymous said...

This completely made my day/night.

Mark Smith said...

Can't the Moms just buy a new pan for the school?

Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

The PTA Moms will hold a bake sale and buy a new pizza pan for the school! :)

PresbyG