Flu Haiku

Daytime TV news
Obsessed with grisly crimes
Off off damn TV

Reading is too hard
Head spins like dervish dancer
Nappy-pooh time now

Rachel Ray talk show
Unremitting perkiness
Off off damn TV

El Jefe better now
Returning to world of work
QG left behind

Lunch and dinnertime
Soup soup soup soup soup soup soup
Appetite sleeping

Nighttime basketball
Games on TV March Madness
Off off damn TV

Bedtime toddy RX
Tea bourbon honey lemon
Hot and soothing drink