His Essence Official Website -- Creations to Comfort the Soul
Do these candles smell to High Heaven? What Would Jesus Smell Like?
(I PROMISE I am not making this up...)
Texans will be astounded to note that this product apparently originated in Vidor, TX, notorious as the most Klanish town in the state.
What's next? His Essence after-shave? Cologne? Deoderant? Air Freshener?
(Hat tip to KBTV4)