Calvin Would Not Have Been Surprised

Now there's a custody battle over Our Lady of the Pizza Pan between the PTA Moms who set up a shrine to it off school premises and the elementary school cafeteria which wants its pan back to make pizzas for kids' lunches. Both sides have agreed to let the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston decide the matter, since it's a religious issue and all.

Hey, y'all-- why not use Biblical precedent and give each side half? See 1 Kings 3: 23-25.

I'm betting on the Moms.

Our Lady of the Pizza Pan

Our Lady of the Pizza Pan appeared mysteriously on Ash Wednesday at a Houston area elementary school and is now the object of veneration by hundreds. The school banished the miraculous pan when the crowds coming to the school's cafeteria interfered with the daily routine. No, I'm not making this up: Here's the complete story.

Brought to you by the QG Bureau of Houston Religious Oddities.