Know All By These Presents:That the Petitioner, Rabbit Fu-Fu, hereinafter known as "Bunny Fu", does hereby respectfully petition this court grant her request to adopt the QG Family. In support of that request, Bunny Fu respectfully would show the court the following:
1. For the past two years Bunny Fu has been building a relationship with the QG Family by hopping cutely around the aforementioned family's patio and lawn from time to time; and
2. Since the demise last fall of their beloved Gretel The Noble Dog, Bunny Fu is the only responsible animal on the premises who could take custody; and
3. Although Bunny Fu did not have a good relationship with the said Gretel, Bunny Fu has f
orgiven Gretel her debts (being a Presbyterian Bunny she does not say "trespasses"), so Bunny Fu does not harbor hard feelings about the family's previous animal custodian; and
4. The family has a suitable enclosed area in the yard that Bunny Fu can live in so she can properly supervise the said family; and
5. There is a lot of grass that Bunny Fu can help keep (chomp chomp) trimmed; and
6. I like Babs. A lot. She gave me carrot chips this weekend. I think I can work with her.
Wherefore Petitioner Bunny Fu asks this honorable court to grant her plea for adoption of the QG Family.
Respectfully submitted,
Rabbit F. ("Bunny Fu") Fu
What say you, members of the court?
UPDATE:Judge Gannet Girl rendered the judgment of this honorable virtual court as follows--(see comments):
It is the finding of this court that it is in the best interest of the QG Family that custody of said family be awarded to the Petitioner; and
That the support and maintenance of said Petitioner be the responsibility of Family Member Babs (an oddly reversed set of findings, but whatever); and
IT IS THEREFORE HEREBY ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that the Motion of the Petitioner herein be and is granted in its entirety.
Signed and entered this 27th day of June, 2007.
