Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Don't Mess With ... Gretel



* Tune of Little Bunny Fu-Fu*

Giant Rabbit Fu-Fu
You know that I had warned you.
Gretel may be aged, but
She hasn't lost her snap.

Gretel found your warren
In the neighbor's front yard.
Brought a bunny to El Jefe
And put it in his lap.

Darnit, Rabbit Fu-Fu,
Hopping to the suburbs
Will not protect bunnies
From dogs waking from a nap.

Sorry, Giant Rabbit.
Gretel's still a hunteress.
She's bred to catch the rabbits
She's cunning as a trap.

Late Afternoon Update: Gretel 2 Bunnies 0

Early Evening Update: Make that Gretel 3 Bunnies 0

Uhm. How many bunnies can Giant Rabbit have? Jeez.

10 comments:

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

Gretel the Mighty Huntress!

I loved this....poor El Jefe!

Anonymous said...

Gretel sent me the following e-mail:
Tastes like chicken.

spookyrach said...

Rev Dave - you are a hoot! I swear, dude, you gotta blog.

Gretle is looking good! Doofus Archie, the boy-cat, likes to "Bring 'Em Back Alive". He tends to haul the bunnies through the cat door in the middle of the night, so he can chase them all over the house. Joy. Rapture.

Anonymous said...

Think how much you're saving on dog food by letting her forage for herself!

Gannet Girl said...

Aww, poor bunnies. I can just see Gretel panting in anticipation. Our dachshund-beagle is under the impression that she, too, is a mighty hunter. For her it's still a complete illusion, though.

Karen Sapio said...

Good dog. She is an inspiration to Senior Citizens everywhere . . .

Anonymous said...

Well, QG, to answer your question, the problem with rabbits is that they breed, well, like rabbits.

Gannet Girl said...

Well, I came to check on today's tally. Is Gretel full?

Dorcas (aka SingingOwl) said...

Awww... :-( Well, you did warn Mama Fufu.

St. Inuksuk said...

Now there's a dachsie with moxie!