I got this joke too late for St. Casserole's jokefest last week, but since all my girlfriends loved it, I just had to share....
His wife replied, "The Funeral Director would be my guess."
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing
a finger in her face, said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing
a finger in her face, said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The Funeral Director would be my guess."
9 comments:
That. Is excellent.
Really and truly.
~applaudes~ I LOVED this!
This reminds me of the parishoner who asked the pastor's wife (when she was having a really bad day) if she had ever considered divorce. To which, the pastor's wife responded, "No. Never! But murder...sometimes!"
I keep that in mind everytime I ask my wife to help me clean up one of my own messes!
I love it!
Love it, too.
Oh, no, none of US has ever felt that way!
ROFLMAO
Great punch line ....
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