Clever readers Kyle and Reformed Catholic wrote a song in the comments to my post Anti-Christ in Houston.
Of course it is a country-western song! In case you missed the comments, here it is:
The anti-christ went down to TexasAnyone care to add a verse?
Because he was loosing his assets in a divorce deal
Being forced to leave the home
His ex-wife won in a steal. ( courtesy of Kyle)
Chorus: (courtesy of Reformed Catholic)
The anti-christ is down here, run boys run
He's trying to avoid paying a large sum.
Sitting in Houston, hiding that dough
What he's done with it, no one knows!