So this morning El Jefe and I are having breakfast with the TV on to an early morning news show.
Victoria Osteen* is being interviewed, flacking her new children's books.
QG: "She is really good at happy talk. She could have been a successful investment banker."
El Jefe: "But then she wouldn't have made as much money."
~rim shot~
*Co-pastor, Lakewood Church, Houston
6 comments:
I do so like El Jefe.
Did l'il Vicky actually go to seminary, or is she co-pastor qualified by insemination??? *smirks*
BTW, I watched different news this morning and, as a result, am campaigning to buy you the next open senate seat.
PG,
Oh, good! I always wanted to be a Senator but--you know--didn't want to be bothered with actually having to run for it or anything.
~snickers~
Forgot to add--Vicky didn't go to seminary. But then neither did Joel. That's what happens when you inherit a church from your late father, the pastor. Who actually did go to seminary.
Can you be "Mom of Congress" and also be a member of Congress?
sad but true -- I have a family leaving my church due, in large part, to their "buy in" to prosperity theology as inspired by Osteen
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